TOPH TUCKER '08
Despite the best efforts of the tennis teams and school administration, the four Beaver tennis courts have yet to be found. Loyal readers may remember that they mysteriously disappeared last year shortly before the new athletic center began construction.
"It's a serious mystery," says Toph Tucker, senior tennis player who has never played a tennis match in his life.
Officials fear that if the tennis courts don't turn up by Spring, the school may need to find court space elsewhere.
"We're still holding out hope," said Tucker, "but I'm not sure any tennis court can survive in the wild this long. However tragic, at some point we're going to have to just close this case."
Correction 31/3/08: Four tennis courts, not three.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tennis Courts Still Missing
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A true tragedy. My prayers are with the friends and family of those three missing courts.
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